Scarlett Johansson is making the jump from movie actress to songstress. She is doing a number of cover songs that are very seductive rather than the fast pace dance music that other movie stars do when they attempt to make it in the music biz. Read more about her transition here: http://music.aol.com/news/story/_a/scarlett-seduces-in-first-live/20080516105309990001.
Yet another scandal has hit the Cyrus family as Miley is now being accused of stealing a bands’ song from them. They do sound remarkably similar. The song in question is ‘Rockstar’.
Read more about this scandal here: http://music.aol.com/news/story/_a/miley-cyrus-accused-of-song-stealing/20080516073209990001.
Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden have only been dating for three months, however, the two have already been having talks of getting hitched. Read about Paris’ wedding dreams here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20200749,00.html.
On a Friday airing of her show Ellen DeGeneres tearfully announced that she will be getting married to longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. Read more about it here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20200745,00.html.
Shania Twain and long time husband producer Mutt Lange have publicly announced that they are splitting up. According to People friends of the star reportedly stated that she was taken by surprise and that she was totally devastated by the news. Read more about it here of People.com: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20200854,00.html.
Watch Jay Lethal’s proposal to SoCal Val that took place 5-15-08 in the Impact zone.
Soriano hit two for runs and lead four in to win it 7-4 against the Pirates. This is the tenth consecutive win for the Cubs over the Pirates. Read more about this game here: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20080516&content_id=2711221&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb.
The NFL has continued its investigation of the Patriots videotaping prior to the 2002 Super Bowl. Read more about this here: http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d80856e3c&template=with-video&confirm=true.
The Colts’ minicamps are on going and are playing led by none other than Peyton Manning himself. View him on video here: http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d8085a50b.
Last night the San Antonio Spurs were able to step up and show why they are the leagues defending champions against the New Orleans Hornets. The series is now tied 3-3 and expect game seven to be heated.
The Boston Celtics take on the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight. The Celtics have the series lead at 3-2.
The LA Lakers are taking on the Jazz in a very important game for the Utah Jazz. It’s do or die for the Jazz and expect Kobe, Fisher and the rest of the Lakers squad to bring their individual A games out tonight as they look to close this series tonight.
California has become only the second state to allow same sex marriages legally. Many are now planning on tieing the knot as a result. However, many are fuming mad saying that this is a breakdown of the union of marriage and are vowing to fight the ruling. To many this is a proud day as the ruling has set a standard that government shall not be allowed to monitor over certain areas of peoples lives and ways of being. Read more about this decision and its objectors here: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/G/GAY_MARRIAGE?SITE=TXBEA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT.
After four days of no water or food Chinese officials are still finding earthquake survivors. The death toll is now reaching 19,000 and is expected to go up as time progresses. Lets pray that more survivors are found however.
Michelle Obama goofed a little while ago and now the GOP is taking advantage of that in their new ads. Do you think this First Lady could be should be targeted this way. Watch this video below to view the ad and read more on this topic here: http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2008/05/16/target-michelle-obama/?icid=1615934834×1202437792x1200305642.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high and pulled down his fly
And said “do you wanna?”
Jill said yes and pulled up her dress
And then they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
-Anonymous
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, “Here, put these on.”
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your trousers.” she said.
“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”
With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
“Hell,” he said. ”I can’t get into your panties!”
She replied, “That’s right…and that’s the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes.”
-Anonymous
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