Mariah Carey Engaged?

The celebrity rumor mill has been a churning since Carey was seen with a ring on her left ring finger earlier this week.  No word yet from the very private star and most likely none said about the issue any time soon either.

NBA News: Larry Brown Returns

Coach Larry Brown is returning to the bench in an effort to revise the Bobcats. 

After reaching a franchise best of 56 win Hornet coach Byron Scott wins Coach of the Year trophy.

Houston Rockets desperately fighting tonight to stay alive.  Their series with the Jazz is at 3-1 with the Jazz in favor.

The Suns are looking to keep their dream alive and make history while doing so.  No NBA team has ever come back and won a series after losing their first three games.  Tonight they look to keep it going against the Spurs in San Antonio.

 

WWE Backlash Results

HHH twelve time Champion!  After a brutal fatal fourway with John Cena, Bradshaw and Randy Orton HHH prevailed ending abruptly the age of Orton.  Check it out here:

The Undertaker defended the World Heavyweight title against edge and won continuing the Age of Darkness reining over Smackdown today.

Matt Hardy Become the new United States Champion finally knocking off the seemingly unbeatable MVP.

As easily predicted Kane retained the title against Chavo Guerrero for the ECW Championship bout.

Checkout more Backlash news here: http://www.wwe.com/shows/backlash/

NFL DrFT 2008 Review…

In the first round the Dolphins picked up Jake Long (OT) looking to meet their multiple needs at the time.  Long played 40 games for Michigan and is looking at a five year contract with Miami.

The Greenbay Packers picked up Brian Brohm who has the record for being the first player to ever throw over 10,000 yds (10,7750).  His Record as a starter is 24-9.  A great addition to the Favreless Packers.

The New England Patriots draft Terrence Wheatley as cornerback to replace Pro Bowler Asante Samuel and veteran Randall Gay in the second round.  This along with their third round pick gives them two great linebackers now.

Get additional information on the draft here: http://www.nfl.com/draft

And let us know what you think about this years draft picks.   

Miley Cyrus Scandal Continues…

First the shocking pics of Cyrus floated across the net last week with her taking some racy shots at what looked to be a friends house, but not it’s in print.  The fifteen year old posed for Vanity Fair in a shocking spread.  One of the shots Cyrus appeared to be semi-topless and in another odd one she posed with her father in what Howard Stern even said made her look like his girlfriend.  What’s next! 

Joke of The Day

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.

After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.

Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away.

“There’s just one problem,” explained the model. “Because of my job, I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don’t have a bath.”

“That’s not a problem,” replied Doris. “We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water.”

“What about your husband? asked the model.

“Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings,” replied Doris.

“Good,” said the model. “Now that that’s been settled, I’ll go to the studio and see you tonight.”

That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.

The model noticed Doris’ staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimmer or underclothes.

Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not believe her.

“It’s true, I tell you!” said Doris. “Look, if you don’t believe me, tomorrow night I’ll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself.”

The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her.

Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model’s naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.

Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.

“Well, do you believe me now?” she asked Fred. “Yes, he replied. “I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?”

“Just to show you the difference,” answered Doris. “But I guess you’ve seen me millions of times.”

“Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn’t.”

-Anonymous

Music News: Winehouse Arrested!

Big time Grammy winner Amy Winehouse has been reportedly arrested in London on suspicion of assault by London police.  Winehouse is 24 years old.

Sex Confessions

We want your hottest, wildest sex confessions along with your first name and age to post in our blog under Sex Confessions.  Send your stories to: marcelmagazine@yahoo.com.

Thank you in advance.  We look forward to reading and posting your steamy stories. 

Miley Cyrus Growing Up Too Fast?

The 15 year old Hannah Montana star has yet again found herself to be the talk of the net with even more racy photos.

Joke of The Day

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.  The guy says, ”Who is this?”  ”This is the maid,” answers the woman.  ”We don’t have a maid,” says the man.  The woman says, ”I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.”  The man says, ”Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”  The woman replies, ”She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.”  The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ”Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”  The maid says, ”What will I have to do?”  The man tells her, ”I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she’s with.”  The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.  The maid comes back to the phone, ”What do I do with the bodies?”  The man says, ”Throw them in the swimming pool.”  Puzzled, the maid answers, ”But you don’t have a pool.”  A long pause and the man says, ”Is this 567-5309?”

-Anonymous 

TNA News: Samoa Joe Still Champion

After an all out battle with the Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe somehow retained the TNA Championship.  It was a great finish to a rather boring night on TNA, yet again!  Checkout this grand match here though:

Joke of The Day

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ”Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ”God Almighty !” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good” and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ”Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ”Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good,” and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ”If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!” The Teacher fainted.

-Anonymous

WWE: Smell What Barack is Cookin’!!!

This past Monday the WWE held there own hilarious version of Barack vs. Hillary.  Watch it here:

WWE News: Divas 12 woman-tag match added to Backlash

Following Monday’s battle of the Divas, the WWE has announced a whomping 12 Diva-tag match.  The match will captained by current women’s champion Mickie James and former women’s champion Beth Phoenix.  This one is assured to be a hot one.  Read more about the upcoming match here: http://www.wwe.com/shows/backlash/matches/6940544/preview/.

NBA News:Kobe Scores 49 Points Against Nuggets

Wednesday night Kobe Bryant dropped an astounding 49 points on the Nuggets and led the Lakers to a 122-107 victory.  Read more about the game here: http://www.nba.com/playoffs2008/series/series_w1s1.html

Copy and paste this url for more on this series in their official NBA series blog: http://my.nba.com/forum.jspa?forumID=570004473