Simon Cowell’s First Kiss

Simon was surprised when an old friend phoned in and told about an experience when they both were nine.  Read about the whole story here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20196824,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Idol News: Goodbye Brooke

Brooke White was sent home packing after last nights’ tearful American Idol.  Brooke seemed to know that it was her time though (especially since Simon Cowell called her preformance a nightmare).  All and all she is still possibly going to be swamped by record contract offers.  Do you think that Brooke deserved to be sent home?  Let us know your feelings on last night’s American Idol.

Mariah Carey’s Engagement

A source has confirmed that MAriah Carey is indeed engaged.  But to whom?  Sources say it is none other then film and television’s Wild ‘n Out Nick Cannon.  Read More about it here: http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/music-news-story/ar/_a/mariah-carey-engaged-to-mtv-star/20080430175309990001

Posh caught getting frisky with hubby

Posh was caught out with husband David Beckham with her hands under the table cusping the inside of David’s inner thigh.  Read more about this here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20196727,00.html 

Tina Turner is back!

 

Tina Turner announced on Oprah that she will be back hitting the road again.  Tickets go on sell May tenth.  For more information read this entry: http://news.aol.com/entertainment/story/_a/tina-turner-says-shes-hitting-the-road/n20080430195709990005

Joke of The Day

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn’t reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!”

Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.”

-Anonymous

Sex Confessions: I had never been with another woman before…

It all started out this one night after I spent all day shopping with a girlfriend of mine.  We both went back to my place and were exhausted.  We decided to watch a movie, but not just any movie…an X-rated one.  I went and mixed us a few drinks while the movie began and we did what we usually did when viewing these cheese films, mocked them.

But this time things got different.  We both continued to drink (tequila) and after a while  things started to happen.  suddenly I felt my friends hands rubbing all over my body and beginning to take off my clothes.  I had never done anything with a girl before and have to admit that I was a little nervous with where things were headed.  However, her touches were so on point I could help but let her go on.  She then began to strip me of all my clothes.  First my blouse and bra and then my skirt leaving on only my panties.  Then she took two pieces of ice and began to rub them around and on top of my breasts.  It felt awesome, my girls torpedoed out like mountain peaks.  she then began to kiss me.

This is the first and only time since I first learned how to kiss from a girlfriend in junior high, but unlike then this was sensual.  She really knew what she was doing.  She then slid down to my already wet pussy cat (she had been fingering a bit too) and went to work with her tongue ring.  I guess becuase she was a woman the oral felt better becuase she knew what to do, however, I had never had it done to me like this.  I quickly began to grunt and moan and whispering don’t stop inbetween mine intensely short breathes.  I then had an orgasm for the first time in months and we laid there til morning holding one another.  We never have spoken of this matter again but I know it was as special to her as it was for me.

Kristen, 24 Miami, Flordia

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