Joke of The Day

One day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipalata sausage came flowing past….the cat used his paw to get the chipalata and managed to not even get it wet.  The cat was happy!  The next day the day was equally as hungry when a larger sausage came flowing past in the river, the cat dipped its paw in to get the sausage and only got its paw marginally wet, the cat was happy!  The next day the cat was absolutely starving when a massive frankfurt wopper came flowing past..the cat dipped his paw in to get it but fell in! However the cat retrieved the sausage and was happy.  The moral or the story is………….the bigger the sausage….the wetter the pussy!

Mariah Carey’s Wedding Photos and Information

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon gave the story on their beachside wedding here: http://www.theboombox.com/2008/05/07/mariah-carey-nick-cannon-share-weddings-details-photos/.

 

Liv Tyler Splits With Husband

A ringless Liv Tyler was seen at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala on May 5.  Speculation then arose and it turns out the rumors are true.

Lohan’s Bossy

With two flops in a row now movie-wise Lohan is trying again for her third album.  Listen to the Ne-Yo written track here:

American Idol News: No Surprise Here

Last night it was Jason Castro of the final four to leave after a horrible, horrible performance this past Tuesday.  This leaves Syesha Mercado, David Cook, and David Archuleta.  Barring a catastrophe David Cook or Archuleta will probably be this years American Idol.