Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’
Nick Bollea of the popular Hogan knows best will be spending 8 months in jail plus probation after pleading no contest to reckless driving. This plus Brookes failing music career and the split of the family can’t help but beckon the question: How much does Hogan really know best about?
Its been confirmed that Hugh Hefner said that he feels Miley Cyrus the Disney Princess would be great to one day grace the pages of Playboy. You know, once she’s at least 18 years old. But Hef does like them young I guess, lol. Wonder what dad Billy Ray Cyrus would think of those photos though?
I smell a sweep coming on. Following the Pistons lead the Celtics are moving on from their 2-0 lead to what looks to become a 3-0 series lead against the Cavaliers. My prediction for the east is that it will come down to the Detriot Pistons and the Boston Celtics. One of which will probably be meeting the LA Lakers.
Expect more of the same as the fourth seat Utah Jazz take on LA Lakers on their turf. Fisher and Kobe Bryant are looking to increase their series lead to 3-0. Read more about this series in the official NBA series blog: http://my.nba.com/forum.jspa?forumID=570006516
Sunday Team 3D, Christian Cage and Rhino, AJ Styles & Super Eric and LAX will meet for the chance to win the TNA tag team titles. My prediction, Super Eric and AJ Styles re-become the title holders. The Super Eric story line is a weak one but this is TNA. It is a shame that a phenomenal act like Eric and even AJ Styles has to be used for such a wack story line though.
Samoa Joe will probably be retaining his world heavyweight championship Sunday as well against Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner.
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