The Packers And WR Robinson Goes Separate Ways

Read aboutt this story here: http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d8083cf35&template=without-video&confirm=true.

NBA News

The Pistons are looking to push their series against the Magic to a 3-1 lead and expect them to do just that as today.  Read more about this series in this blog: http://my.nba.com/forum.jspa?forumID=570006152.

Look for the Celtics to continue to school the Cavaliers and double, no, triple team Lebron.  His last game James was 8 of 42 from the field.  Read about this series here: http://my.nba.com/forum.jspa?forumID=580003638.

Happy Mothers Day Britney

We’ve all poked fun at Ms. Spears over the past few months (okay actually years, huh?) but we here at Marcel Magazine would like to wish her and all of the other celebrity mothers (Katie Holmes, J Lo, Halle, Madonna, etc.) a very happy mother’s day.

DMX Arrested On Animal Cruelty Charges

This is the second time in a week the rapper has been arrested.  The Dog barricaded himself in his bedroom but was removed by the SWAT team this time he was arrested on drug and animal cruelty charges.  Lets hope X chooses to get help and continues to make more hot records before his time has past.

TomKat Having Another Baby

According to E! a source has stated that Katie has made the statement that “Suri would make a great big sister”.  Get ready for another nursey Tom.

Sexiest Movie Couples

Aol has a list of the sexiest movie couples and Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones made the list.  Go here to see who else topped the list: http://movies.aol.com/movie-photo/sexiest-couples-in-movies

Sex Confession: A Ride He’ll Never Forget

I was at an award banquet for my husband’s job and he began to get frisky with me under the table. It started with a small game of footsie and graduated to him actually reaching one of his hand right up my dress. Luckily we were at a booth in the back of the room with a long table cloth though. As he did this he eventual hit my chord and I almost belted out a huge moan right during the ceremony but I quickly reached for a buscuit roll and bit down on it. The hand play continued on off and on for the next thirty minutes.

As we were riding home I felt the need to repay my husband for his crafty handy work at the table so I thought to myself…what could I do to top what he just did for me? I then slid my left arm onto his crouch area and then started massaging it. Then I proceeded to unzip his pants to unveil his rock hard penis. After seeing this I knew there was only one thing I could truly do to repay him and I went downtown on him as he was actually driving!

He loved it. He was petting my head and grasping my hair as I went up and down his manhood. When I finished I zipped him up and layed my head on his lap and he held his right hand around my head. It was a ride he’ll never forget.

Got a sex confession like this one?  Send it to us at this email: marcelmagazine@yahoo.com.

After College Activities

We’ve scoured the internet for this weeks sexy, erotic short story.  Read it here: http://www.whysleep.co.uk/html/stories/after_college_activities.asp. Caution this material is intended for individuals over the age of 18.

Got a short story similar to this one?  Send it in to us a this email address marcelmagazine@yahoo.com.

What Was Mary-Kate Olsen Thinking

Ewww…That dress!  What was Mary-Kate thinking when she wore it on the red carpet.  Wanna see what I’m talking about?  Go here and view Aol’s Celebrity fashion police:

http://television.aol.com/celebrities/celeb-fashion-photos?deeplink_level0=0

Joke of The Day

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny’s propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.

Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, “I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.”"Very good, William,” cooed the teacher. “My mommy had a baby,” said little Esther. “Oh, that’s nice,” replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation the teacher calls on him. “I was watchin’ TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians.

And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns.” The teacher was relieved but puzzled, “And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?” “It’ll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger.”

-Anonymous