Clinton and Obama Compete Yet Again

Barack Obama may be within grasp of becoming the first ever black nominee by the democratic party.  He and Hillary are facing voting in Oregon and Kentucky.  Read more about this now: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/clinton-obama-compete-in-oregon-kentucky/n20080520152509990020.

Ted Kennedy Has Cancer

It was found out that the senator has a brain tumor that caused his seizure.  Read more about this discovery here: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/doctors-say-kennedy-has-a-brain-tumor/20080520105609990001.

Shania & Mutt Split Over A Reported Affair

It has been reported that Shania Twain and Mutt Lange’s marriage has come to an end do to an affair with a mutual friend.  It was reported prior to this that the couple was splitting up because they’ve grown apart and that Shania was devasted by the news.  Read more about the late breaking news on this topic here: http://music.aol.com/news/story/_a/affair-reportedly-caused-twain-split/20080520074709990001.

Mariah’s $4 Million Wedding Plans

The songstress is reportedly is planning a S4 million wedding.  What’s your take on this? 

 

Jessica Alba Married

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, the father of her baby, wed on Monday a rep. told People.com.  The wedding was small and private.

WWE News: 5-20-08

Mrrrrrrrrr. Kennedy…Kennedy was successful in the pink slip/no dq match against former Raw general manager William Regal.  He hit a beautiful mic check at the end of the match for the victory.  Watch it here: http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/raw/2008/may15-21/7118764?zone=_index.

Santino attempted to host his own Piper’s Pit, but his party was crashed by the show orginator.  That’s right Rowdy Rowdy Piper came and delivered some tough lovin’ to Mr. Italy.  Santino’s guest was Jimmy Kimmel’s cousin Sal who during Santino’s Pit accepted a match in the future against him.

It has also been announced after Batista beat Jericho that HBK will be facing Batista in a Backlash rematch in a good old fashion stretcher match.

Jeff Hardy Also had a good match early on in Raw against Umaga.  Good to know Jeff’s drug problems haven’t dropped him completely back down to only mid-star status matches.

Jon Lester’s No Hitter Victory

Left-hander Jon Lester became the 18th Boston Red Sox pitcher to have a no-hitter game.  Read more about this incredible feat here: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20080519&content_id=2731480&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=bos.

Falcons Sign Third Overall Pick

The Atlanta Falcons have signed Matt Ryan the third overall pick of the draft.  His contract is estimated at a value of nearly 75 million and nearly half of that is going to be guaranteed.  Read more about this here: http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d8086a447&template=with-video&confirm=true.

NBA News: 5-20-08

Tim Duncan and crew pulled through like the champs they are and are now in the Western Conference Finals against the LA Lakers.  The score for game seven over the New Orleans Hornets was 91-82.

The Boston Celtics take on the Detroit Pistons tonight.  Expect high scoring and tight defence much of the game.  My prediction is that the Celtics will easily take game one and this entire series for that matter.

 

Joke of The Day

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. “What’s that?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, “Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”

Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. “Here,” she said, pointing, “You must put it in here.”

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, “Why the hell did you do that?”“Tarzan check for bees!”

 

-Anonymous