Jesse Litsch Pitches A Shutout

Jesse Litsch pitched a shutout against the Royals Saturday afternoon.  This lead to a 6-0 victory which pulled Toronto above .500 for the first time in a month.  Read more about this here: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20080524&content_id=2760671&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb.

NBA News: 5-24-08

The LA Lakers whipped the San Antonio Spurs.  It wasn’t even close.  This may be the end of the Spurs reign at the top.  The score in last night’s game was 101-71.  The Lakers lead the series now 2-0.  Rad more about this series here in the official NBA series blog: http://aol.nba.com/playoffs2008/series/series_w3s1.html.

The Boston Celtics looking to swipe themselves clean from the smell of defeat in game two will face the Pistons tonight.  Expect it to be a close one.

Joey Porter’s Pissed!

The Miami Dolphin is pissed off about the Spygate issue with the New England Patriots and feels that it shouldn’t be over with quite yet.  “They cheated.  There should be an asterisk”, he said.  Read more about this issue here: http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/05/23/joey-porter-on-the-patriots-they-cheated-there-should-be-an-a/?icid=100214839×1202661808x1200109195.

LA Sets A Record

LA has just set a major record. An astounding 18,000 people have just passed the citizenship test at the same time.  Read more about this here and see if you could pass the test on these questions: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/la-welcomes-record-18000-new-citizens/20080523094609990001?icid=100214839×1202771946x1200109195.

John McCain Now Looking For VP

It is now being confirmed that a very hush hush selection process has begun for Senator John McCain’s running mate.  For some reason I’d be surprised if he did the usual and chose his former foe for the republican nomination as his vice president to be.

John McCain Drops Ties With Religious Leaders

Its been a tough week for John McCain and his former religious ties.  It all started when tapes of two priest that McCain sort of endorsed earlier this year were released that showed some very radical views.  One of the preachers said roughly that some Jews deserved the Holocaust and that Hitler was a part of a biblical message.  John McCain was quick to say that he doesn’t agree wih this view and that he would no longer be endorsing the preacher John Hagee.  Here is more radical speech from Hagee:

Joke of The Day

A guy says, “For our Twentieth Anniversary, I’m taking my wife to Australia.”

His friend says, “That’s going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth Anniversary?”

The first guy says, “I’m going to go back and get her.”

-Anonymous