Jessica Alba’s New Baby

Newlyweds Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have something to celebrate.  June 7th they introduced Honor Marie Warren into the world.  Read more about this here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20204184,00.html.

Jessica Simpson’s Lingerie

No, no pics.  She is actually launching a line of lingerie adding on designer to her ever evolving name of hats she wears.  I guess that dumb blonde thing is really just an act.  Check out more on this here: http://offtherack.people.com/2008/06/09/jessica-simpson-turns-lingerie-designer/.

Sara Evans Planning On Having More Kids

The mother of three is already plotting out having more children saying that her new fiance is too cut not to.  She is on cloud nine as she is still planning out her wedding.  Read more about this here from People: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20205180,00.html.

Tom Brady On Ankle Injury & Super Bowl Loss

Click here to read about Tom Brady’s lingering ankle injury from late last season and his take on the loss in Super Bowl: http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d808b7c9e&template=with-video&confirm=true.

NBA News: 6-9-08

It was another spanking for the LA Lakers in game two.  They were unable to contain Leon Powe and paid the cost for it.  He led his Celtics to a commanding 108-102 victory.  The series is now heading toward the west in Hollywood with the Boston Celtics up 2-0 over the Los Angeles Lakers.

Drunk of The Week

Sex Confession: I Totally F*cked The Executive Boss

I knew it was going to be a good day but this was ridiculous!  It started out normal with me getting ready and to work.  I work as a janitor and this advertising firm.  The main action happened mid day.  I was on the elevator with one of my bosses and suddenly it stopped out of nowhere mid floor.  I stood there for a minute and then jumped to action.  I kneeled down in the corner to investigate the box to see if I could possibly do something to fix it from inside the elevator but nothing.  And then I turned around   My boss had unbuttoned all of her blouse and unsnapped her Victoria’s Secret bra (it unbuckled in the front).  She then said, “You ever have that fantasy of doing it in an elevator?”.  And then called me over with her index finger.  What was I to do.  I mean she was the boss right.  From 9-5 what she says goes right?  Lol.  I rushed over pulled down her panty hose, lifted her skirt and hoasted her petite body onto the railing of the elevator.  Perfect fit.  And then I started thrusting her away.  She was moaning a little in my ears and clinching her finger nail in my back.  I love it when women let go and get wild like that.  Then it happened.  She tottally came all over me and her panty hose.  It was awesome.  I made my boss come in an elevator mid day.  She wasn’t even embarassed about it.  I pulled out soon after and we straightened up a bit and got re dressed and then continued to make out for the next thirty minutes we were still stuck in the elevator.  It was an great day.  I totally fucked my executive boss in the elevator!

Matthew 24, NO

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The Shower

Read this week’s short story: http://www.whysleep.co.uk/html/stories/the_shower.asp

Sex Posititon: Downward Dog

Here is this week’s sex position: http://www.menshealth.com/sexpositionmaster/downwarddog.html