Obama’s VP Committee Gets Smaller

Obama’s VP committee is shrinking.  It seems Jim Johnson has finally caved to pressures stemming from republicans saying that he recieved a good deal on his mortgage because of his relationship with Countrywide’s CEO.  Read more about this here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/06/11/obama.vp/index.html.

ECW Results: 6-11-08

In Divas news Victoria pulled off an impressive victory over Kelly Kelly after the referee called the match off when Victoria knocked Kelly out cold by throwing her off of the apron and onto the concrete floor.  No word yet as to who Smackdown GM will be placing for the title match but Victoria definately must have her name in the hat.

Teddy Long gave Estrada not one, not two, but three chances to once again gain a contract to ECW.  He lost all three matches.  Of the three the most memorable was the beating that Finley delivered to him, followed by Hornwaggle’s quick tadpole splash victory.

Lastly, Mark Henry and the Big Show had an exchange.  It seems that following the Night of Champions Henry wants to face Show for the ECW world title should Big Show beat world champion Kane.  Show told Henry, “If you keep campaigning for an ass whipping, you’re going to get elected”.

It was a pretty exciting show this week, especially following McMahon’s big Monday Night Raw Money Giveaway Sweepstakes.  Here’s the total results for this airing: http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/results/

NBA News: 6-11-08

The LA Lakers luck has finally changed.  After a slow series start many were worried that the multi-ringed purple and gold wouldn’t even show up for game three, but show up they did.  The Lakers beat the Celtics 87-81 at home.  Expect at least one more home victory from Kobe’s crew.

50 Cent Accused Of Burning His Own House!

According to Shaniqua Tompkins it was rapper 50 Cent that burnt down the house he owns but she was living in with their 10 year old son.  The rapper and Tompkin got into a violent dispute Monday and according to Tompkins 50 vowed to have someone visit her.  There is also a $50 million lawsuit between the two where Tompkins is suing the rapper whose real name is Curtis Jackson.  Read more about this here and view pics of the house burning: http://www.nypost.com/seven/05302008/news/regionalnews/50_cents_home_burns_down__report_113209.htm

Justin’s Not Engaged

Justin Timberlake told Jay Leno that that he doesn’t have plans to wed girlfriend Jessica Biel and that the couple are not pregnant.  We’ll just have to watch this one I guess.  Watch the Leno video here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20205881,00.html

Heidi Klum On Children

Heidi Klum and husband Seal are not planning on stopping having kids anytime soon.  The words ‘I am done’ haven’t been spoken by either party according to Klum who is 35.  Read more about this here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20205898,00.html

Joke of The Day

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail….. When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn’t going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.

So she used “blow-up” dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man’s room and left them to their business.

After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.

The first man said, “I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned… how was it for you?”

The second man replied, “I think mine was a witch.”

The first man asked, “How’s that?” “Well,” said the second man, “when I nibbled on her breast…..she farted and flew out the window!”

-Anonymous