Age: 22

Height: 4′11”

Weight: 86lbs

Nationality: Lebanese

Profession: secretary/full-time-mom/modeling

Website Domain: www.myspace.com/greatest_ma and http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=213376

This weeks woman of the week is Layla Kayleigh : http://www.laylakayleigh.com/

Running back Kevin Jones which was dropped by the Lions in the spring due to a knee injury he developed late last season worked out for four teams in person (GB Packers, Pittsburgh Steelers, Detroit Lions, Miami Dolphins) and sent the Cleveland Browns a tape.  He ran a sprint in 4.3 seconds at one point!  Read more about this and Kevin here: http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d8090facd&template=with-video&confirm=true

All-Star game fixtures are a thing of the past.  Read this intriguing article to see what I mean.  Oh yeah, and get those votes in before tomorrow.

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080630&content_id=3033588&vkey=allstar2008&fext=.jsp

Raw started out with good ol’ J.R. coming to the ring for his fairwell address to the Raw audience.  He was then shortly after interupted by Edge, Hawkins, and Rider.  Edge ordered Hawkins and Rider to escort J.R. out of the building and not to let him return.  Edge then went on to taunt the fans and make fun that they lacked a general manager, the Undertaker, and a world championship.  This prompted Batista.  Batista made short work of Edge leaving him in the middle of the ring knocked out.

Then something amazing happened “Mr. Money In The Bank” CM Punk came out and cashed in the briefcase (first time ever on Raw) and delivered the go to sleep on Edge to get the one, two, three.  CM Punk became the new world champion.  Punk would have too much time to celebrate though because not soon after he was challenged for the title by JBL which Punk accepted for the main event.  This ticked one John Cena off a bit so Cena threw his name in the hat.  But with no GM or McMahon Cena had nowhere to turn to make things happen.  So he went to the fans.

JBL took control of the situation though and had his personal security throw Cena out of the building.  CM would go on to later defeat JBL last night.

For more information on last night’s Raw including Rey Mysterio, Santino, Y2K and Kingston, Kane and Jamie Noble, and much more go here: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/results/

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday.

At Glastonbury Festival in Somerset, England Amy Winehouse left the stage and punched a fan reportedly.  Read more about this here: http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/06/63030/index.html

Finally joining us in the tech revolution is the young, 26 year old Jessica Biel.  Sunday marked her first official blog on Myspace.  Blogging makes her feel cool says Biel.  Read more about this here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20209539,00.html and also, if you see Jessica’s real official page on Myspace (it’s set to private) please add her shes only got three friends guys, lol.

In a hard fought battle The Game HHH was able to successfully edge out Cena in his attempt to regain title gold.  Edge was also (with the help of Chavo as guest referee) able to get the job done with Batista.  This leaves Raw with no world title currently.

Kane was defeated in the triple threat match for ECW championship.  After a hard fought battl Mark Henry was able to get the pin and bring the gold back home to ECW.

Matt Hardy pulled out a victory over Chavo Guererro even with La Familia lurking around backstage.

Ted Debiase Jr. shock us all as he somehow got Cody Rhodes to betray Hardcore Holly and got him to join him as his partner for the tag team championship.  The team of Debiase and Rhodes proved to much for Hardcore and he lost the titles.

Chris Jericho was also shocked as the young, high flying Kofi took his belt away from him.  Announcing the new intercontinental champion Kofi Kingston.

Mickie James also retained her title against Lea Burchill proving that her reign is here to stay.

Go here for more in-depth results: http://www.wwe.com/shows/nightofchampions/matches/

Smackdown opened with HHH giving a little information about the condition of Vince Mcmahon.  Edge and Batista then joined him and not to soon after the three were wrestling.  Batista then speared Edge and took posession of the championship gold for the night.

Umaga in his first Smackdown match would face Batista in the main event.  The match never reached its conclusion though seeing as how Zack Rider, Chavo and Curt Hawkins interfered.  La familia then pumbled Batista until The Game came out and defended him.  Smackdown closed with Batista and HHH in the ring celebrating.

Kane had a victory over MVP which prompted Big Show and Mark Henry to make their presence felt.  The three would hold their battling until Sunday’s Noght of Champions however.

Jeff Hardy is set to make his debut to Smackdown next week so tune in.  For more Smackdown results go here: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/results/

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Fernando and his two siblings Karla and Oscar have been abducted by their father Benito Casanova on April 18th.  Go here to view Fernando and his siblings: http://www.missingkids.com/missingkids/servlet/PubCaseSearchServlet?act=viewChildDetail&LanguageCountry=en_US&searchLang=en_US&caseLang=en_US&orgPrefix=NCMC&caseNum=1094062&seqNum=1

Hilton and her Good Charlotte boyfriend Benji Madden are hard at work these days.  The two are working one a theme song to Paris’ new reality show My New BFF which is set to air on MTV.  Read more on the show here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20209288,00.html